Class work one - Diego Monroy
I woke up feeling like a shipwreck in a seasickness-chic outfit, my brain still tangoing with last night's deadline. Outside, the sun was already doing the guayabera grin, tempting me with siesta envy, but the keyboard warrior in me had a mango mayhem of emails to conquer. So, I brewed a caffeinated potion, donned my pit-fighting toothpick, and charged into the digital arena, ready to slay some to-do dragons with sarcastic emojis and witty font choices. Viva la procrastination, baby! *************************************************************************** · Seasickness-chic: That breezy, bohemian style worn after a questionable late-night seafood escapade. Think linen pants stained with oyster sauce, and a straw hat adorned with a rogue shrimp tail. · Keyboard warrior: The internet gladiator who wields witty comments and scathing emojis in the vast arena of online forums. Their weapon of choice? A sarcastic font and a caffeine-fueled sense of outrage. · Deadline tango: The f